The Democratic Republic of Children Bearing Arms is a huge, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 347 million Children Bearing Armsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 60.1%.

The thriving Children Bearing Armsian economy, worth 25.4 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,254 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, there's a bright dawn ahead for Children Bearing Arms, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Children Bearing Arms's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Children Bearing Arms is ranked 26,230^th in the world and 9^th in Byzantion for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,001.39 on the Clooney Contribution Index.